Houses Are Just Like Women

The plumbing tends to go bad after a certain number of years. Leaks and drips inevitably occur.

Whatever your taste you can find one--short, tall, narrow, or wide. Big, small, or in somewhere in between. Well maintained, or in need of remodeling.

The latest way to find one is on the Internet.

Houses and women can both be abandoned and dumped on the open market.

The most attactive models receive multiple offers

They come in all colors of course. And if you don't like the color, that can be pretty easily changed too.

Young ones don't have the cracks, squeaks, or character of the old ones. We tend to appreciate both more as they age.

Each can have great bones.

Flashing is always desirable

Nothing like a set of well built hips.

Belly bands tend to be slimming.

Try to keep away from high maintenance models, they will only cost you money.

Foundation first, then the paint.

Most guys want to park their car in the garage every night. More than one car in a garage at a time can lead to problems though.

The drapes and the carpet should match. Many believe no carpet at all is the healthiest way to live.

They both keep you warm at night.